Lesbian Vampire Killers: Fuck Team Edward

These days, vampire movies are filled to the fucking brim with brooding, emo, sparkling, vegan jerkoffs. It was nice to see a vampire flick with some real teeth and biting wit.



What Shaun of The Dead was to zombie movies, Lesbian Vampire Killers is to vampire movies.

I laughed the entire time. Between apathetic British best friends, cursing vicars, and cock swords, my guffaws were thick and plentiful.

I can't really say more, you just need to see it. It's fantastic.

5 Stars and a stake through the heart